| 10 yr old me: | omg i can't wait to be a teenager i'll go out to parties with my friends and wear cool clothes and skip school and drink and play music really loud and get grounded and sneak out and stay up late and go to concerts and have an amazing social life omg i can't wait |
| current me: | spills cereal on self |
do you ever wonder what you would look like at your full potential like perfect hair and clear skin and a perfect body like damn
(via deanambrose)
i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy
because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless
and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that
(Source: circumcisions, via normanreedusdailyy)
things my grandchildren are going to hear me say
- yo
- lil nigga
- chicken nugger
- swiggity swag what’s in the bag
- bitch i might be
- holla holla get dolla
- swaggy
- bip bop bam i don’t give a damn
- ding dong that is wrong
things i never wanted my grandchildren to hear me say
- yo
- lil nigga
- chicken nugger
- swiggity swag what’s in the bag
- bitch i might be
- holla holla get dolla
- swaggy
- bip bop bam i don’t give a damn
- ding dong that is wrong
(via your-only-angel)